Wednesday, April 13, 2005

You Heard It Here First

Exclusive--must cite Between Two Worlds!--Hillary Clinton will never be elected president.

Two reasons: (1) There is not a person on the planet--well, Michael Moore doesn't count--whose candidacy will inspire and motivate the Republican base like Hillary's. (2) She is a very poor public speaker. Her style is eerily robotic. (For those who doubt this, you can listen online to a speech she gave in Minnesota the other day.)

Bill Clinton, for all his faults, had two things going for him: (1) He was a charmer; (2) He was a very smart politician. Hillary, on the other hand, is charm-free. And while I know it must be a minority position, I happen to agree with Jay Cost: "The plain fact is that Hillary Clinton is actually one of the worst politicians in national politics today."

So there you have it. Remember, you heard it here first.