I just picked up my wife and daughter who were eating at Subway. While waiting for them to get their stuff, a guy did a double-take. He said something I didn't hear, then said, "Don't tell me that's the first time you've heard that." Apparently he said that I looked like Jared, the Subway spokesman guy. (It turns out someone else told me that once.) Then everyone in store turned to look at me. Mouths dropped. People were staring. It was a bit awkward as I made a lame joke about getting a free sub.
Well, now that Subway is discontinuing their stamps program, perhaps I should try it!