It's not too often that you get to read gems like this in the news:
"On the witness stand, Pearson broke down in tears and had to take a break from his testimony because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with the missing trousers."
This is from ABCNews.com--not the Onion!
You can read the whole story (about a judge suing Korean-immigrant-dry-cleaning store owners for $54 million over a pair of missing trousers)!
