Our friend Spam Sherman--who confidently made a bet with a colleage that he would never eat Spam again--ate Spam this afternoon. It was carefully hidden on his large Steakhouse Beef Dip sandwich from Quizno's. Spam even opened the sandwich to put salt on it, but never saw the great pinkish meat staring back at him.
UPDATE: Sources tell me that Spam is now in the bathroom gagging!