"City hall evicts Easter bunny"
"A toy rabbit decorating the entrance of the St. Paul City Council offices went hop-hop-hoppin' on down the bunny trail Wednesday after the city's human rights director said non-Christians might be offended by it."
It's hard to parody the political correctness movement anymore, because fact has become much funnier than fiction!
Oh, and note that this was is the St. Paul City Council, which is in St. Paul, Minnesota, and the report was in the St. Paul Pioneer Press. Looks like the city's human rights director has his work cut out for him!
(HT: Powerline)