HuckChuck Facts
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posted by JT at Monday, November 19, 2007
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23 Comments:
Nice, but what about Ron Paul? The real, "real conservative". :)
Any takes on him?
This "Chuck fact" would have been equally appropriate:
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
You know, HuckChuck sounds good and all, but what about "Huck Norris"? Now that will sell!
Cute! I like it.
But, I'm not sure how appropriate 'cute' is in a presidential election.
That was awesome. I once heard that If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun!
Another Chuck Norris fact to keep in mind:
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Vote for Huck or Chuck will roundhouse kick you in the face.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Ok, seriously...how long IS my lunch break? Cause this could easily go on all day...
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Chuckabee!!! I like it. What will we see next? Jack Bauer supporting Ron Paul? The Bionic Woman supporting Hilary? Hiro Nakamura supporting Obama?
Seriously though, when Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris.
that was AMAZING!!!
i am a little surprised that no one has had a concerned comment about this... but surprises are good!
when chuck norris does push-ups he doesn't push up he pushes the world down!
Oh please don't get me started on Chuck Norris jokes... Oh no! It's happening!
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If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are probably seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to read books. He just stares at them until they give him the information he wants.
*****
If Superman and the Flash were to race to the end of the universe, who would win? Chuck Norris.
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Little kids wear Superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill.
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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct, you ask? Chuck Norris.
This is the greatest thing ever!
I'm a Huckabee supporter and that was an absolutely terrible commercial.
It was noticably missing a Charlie Daniels or Lynard Skynard cameo to really rally the mullet and NASCAR crowd :). Doh.
Jon C. As someone who speaks extensively in our country to young people, I see the ad as potentially brilliant in its purposed lighthearted humor. It is a good blurb. That commercial has viral potential with the 18 to 25 crowd. It actually might be one of the better reaching out moves he makes.
This totally explains why the whiteboard in our office says, "This whiteboard is Chuck Norris approved."
Did anybody hear about the lawsuit Chuck is in with NBC?
Apparently he's claiming that 'Law and Order' are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
I was at this church in Texas where the pastor said that all the modern Bible translations are wrong, because they omit all the places where Jesus said, "Unless you're Chuck Norris".
Did anybody else hear anything about that?
This ad is doing exactly what it was intended to do ... give Huckabee tons of free exposure ... and it's working. Between the 2 versions of the same ad listed on YouTube one has 383,000+ views (2nd most watched) and the other has 155,000+ views (9th most watched).
Brilliant!
Anyone who has questions about Huck's fiscal record, jut look at how much bang his campaign is getting for so few bucks!
He's gonna win Iowa, and then who knows what after that!
All I know is that while all of us check our closets for the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A Christian Votes for Ron Paul in the Primary
Matthieu Bernard Nov. 16, 2007
It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery. Gal.5:1
Sometimes I don't vote because I find myself compromising values for "the lesser of two evils." However as a Christian I am compelled to vote for Ron Paul because he is NOT a Christian politician. Now when pressed about it he will say that Christianity is his religion and you can see his ethical system follows suit. But he doesn't pander to that to try and win votes from "Christian Voters." I like this because if there is one thing that instantly zaps the Church it is looking to the government for power. Also when we focus our efforts on moralizing society through government laws and injunctions rather than prayer, testimony and acts of compassion and charity we tend to forsake the "inner cleansing" effect of the gospel. (Do we then overthrow the law by this faith? By no means! On the contrary, we uphold the law. Romans 3:31) I believe this is injurious to spiritual health on a personal level and at large. Lastly, the general awareness of the populace today is that Christianity is a militant religion. We have to acknowledge that TV-fueled, money driven, false teaching has made it so. With respect to your opinion of President Bush's leadership and faith, all Christians can agree that Jesus Christ, not the President, is our example in life. Yep, as a Christian I love separation of Church and State. That's an issue of Freedom.
Now as an American, I really like this guy because he brings it back to the Constitution. One thing we've all forgotten is that the Constitution holds the key to our national identity. It is the tender yarn that knits our vast and diverse congregation of souls together in the union we call a Republic. Freedom is a radical idea in every sphere of life and it is from God. True Freedom is exclusively God stuff. We say it all the time as Christians but sometimes we limit it to the context of theology, worship, and church-oriented settings. Where Freedom meets government or commerce or artistic expression or a context where the world can get a taste some Christians back off and call it secular and treat it as "unclean" or beneath them and God to interest themselves in the affairs of man. It implies that unbelievers can't enjoy the common grace of God or worse yet, that God is small. But it really reveals how little we enjoy God. Now as a Christian I don't want to have small or weak faith in God. No, I desire to see God glorified and enjoyed for His benefits by every man, woman and child in every sphere of life, including politics and government.
Our Founding Fathers loved Freedom. They brooded long hours over it and they found that Man's Government is naturally tyrannous and corrupt. What a surprise. This is stirring because the conclusions that they reached are the ones we were all raised to respect but forgot about. Let me say, The Republic is NOT expressed in the individuals' subjection to government. The Republic is found in the government's subjection to the individuals. True Patriotism therefore values the interest of the individual and not government. The USA does not belong to the President but to the People! This talk is common sense but out of place today. Why?!
Freedom is wonderful to celebrate. As a boy I loved the 4th of July, not just for the pyro-fun of it but for how it made me feel as an American celebrating Liberty with my fellow man in the land of the Free and the Brave. Not because we are all the same but because we are all free! Government off our backs! Some might think this is rebellious but the great thing is, it isn't! We are all honor bound by the writings of those who founded this nation to celebrate freedom from government interest. American government is, "of the people, by the people, for the people." It is not the body of government which is sovereign, but the people who are sovereign. ("People," referring to the body of individuals, not mob rule or rule of the masses.)
Liberty can be such a blessing in America. But it's not like that now and we have to put our house in order and honor the traditional American principles of individual freedom and responsibility or suffer in poverty under certain tyranny.
So I am voting for love of America and all her inhabitants and all their livelihood invisible to me with the prayer that their lives would be free and happy, that we may all dwell in peace with our neighbors.
If you are a Christian concerned with love for your family, neighbors and troops please consider registering right away as a Republican and voting for Ron Paul in your State's soon approaching Republican primary.
for more info about Ron Paul please visit www.ronpaul2008.com, www.ronpaulforums.com, and www.teaparty07.com
You will find him to be empassioned, principled, humble and genuine.
it's time theologically oriented christians started asking the very important question, what is the true nature of the Federal Reserve Bank?
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