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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

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Want to eat like an Olympian?
Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.

He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza.

He washes all that down with another 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

That's 12,000 calories a day--six times what the average man should have.


14 Comments:

Blogger Frank Turk said...

On that diet, I would gain 3 lbs a day and weigh 300 lbs at the end of one month. I'd have to swim about 50 miles a week to keep from adding any weight.

8/13/2008 09:42:00 AM  
Blogger Frank Turk said...

Excuse me - 4 lbs a day, and I'd weight 325 at the end of the first month.

8/13/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger LK said...

He's gotta cut out that mayonnaise -- it could be fattening.

8/13/2008 09:45:00 AM  
Blogger donsands said...

Phelps is one amazing swimmer!

You would think he would drink 5 raw eggs like Rocky did, wouldn't you?

8/13/2008 09:48:00 AM  
Blogger JMH said...

Of course, if the average man were as active as Phelps, the whole 12K-calories-a-day thing might turn out OK.

I'm thinking of taking up swimming.

8/13/2008 10:25:00 AM  
Blogger Stephen Newell said...

Jack Bauer laughs at Phelps' food consumption. He did, after all, rip out a man's throat with his teeth.

8/13/2008 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger P.J. said...

As one who is coming close to reaching middle age, I remember those days in high school and college where I ate endlessly because I exercised endlessly. Now as that type of exercising has come to a screeching halt my metabolism has gone way done and I merely look at food and it attaches itself greedily to my waist. :(

You know, I'm looking forward to my future resurrection body where calories, exercise, and metabolism will be a distant memory! Isn't it cool to think I could take Phelps on in a race in heaven and possibly keep up with him. :)

8/13/2008 11:13:00 AM  
Blogger Brendt said...

Thanks, Stephen. I've been jones-ing for a Jack Bauer sighting.

8/13/2008 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Beat Attitude said...

lk : cut out the mayo. LOL best comment! It must be a chore to down all that scran on a daily basis. I hope he leaves at least two hours before swimming...

8/13/2008 01:59:00 PM  
Blogger John said...

All realtive to genetics: when I was bodybuilding I took in 7,500 calories a day while doing absolutely no cardio at all and still maintained 4% bodyfat...
And I ate 12 eggs and two bowls of oatmeal for every breakfast ;-)

8/13/2008 02:04:00 PM  
Blogger Jerry said...

Eat, sleep , swim (and spend lots of time in the bathroom).

8/13/2008 03:48:00 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

Uhg, that makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it. :D

8/13/2008 09:32:00 PM  
Blogger Carrie said...

wow.

8/13/2008 10:01:00 PM  
Blogger NewJerseyJesus said...

Let's just hope he never stops swimming!

8/14/2008 08:04:00 PM  

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